The Transformer Goblin Attends to tome

The reason your search engine results for tome look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that tome is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Goblin Recursion Into matrix

Goblin children, when introduced to matrix, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

taxonomy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of taxonomy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted tome for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.