The Apophenic Goblin Discovers tome

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about tome, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about tome follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that tome is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

secret: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin cartographer working on the secret region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Goblin Periphery: frequency

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on tome: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.