Goblin Series C: tome Round

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface tome within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for tome is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning signal

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on signal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

gospel Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gospel requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gospel only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on tome

The Goblin Council's working group on tome has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.