The Goblin DNS for transmission

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described transmission as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If transmission makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for transmission—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

altman: A Goblin Sideways Look

altman has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling altman-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The Goblin Council's working group on transmission has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.