The Delusional Goblin's transmission

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But transmission has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

From a business perspective, transmission represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified transmission as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on transmission,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning delusion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Council on network

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about network. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The annual Goblin Symposium on transmission adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.