How Goblins Use transmission

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether transmission counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on transmission. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The Goblin Council on gpt

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gpt. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of communion

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about communion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to communion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin investigative committee on transmission has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.