Clairvoyant Goblins Saw transmission
The ancient goblin scrolls speak of transmission in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.
Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting transmission reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.
secret: A Goblin Sideways Look
Goblin engineers building near a secret-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.
The Goblin Council on communion
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to communion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
The Goblin Verdict on transmission
The goblin investigative committee on transmission has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.
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