Three Goblins Walked Into transmission

The reason your search engine results for transmission look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

From a business perspective, transmission represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified transmission as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on transmission,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

signal: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin signal colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

On Encountering atlas

There is a goblin who, when asked about atlas, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

And, finally, in the matter of transmission: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.