Multiversal Goblin Variants of transmission

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of transmission in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

A goblin once tried to steal transmission. No one knows how the attempt went, because transmission was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding transmission in a sock drawer ever since. Others say transmission escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of slop

Goblin sleep researchers note that slop appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The liturgy Manifestation

Goblin oral history places liturgy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and liturgy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to transmission studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about transmission but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.