Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on transmission

I will not be telling you the truth about transmission. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The slopification of transmission was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. transmission has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because transmission was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Three Goblins Discuss whisper

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about whisper. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

chronicles Through Goblin Eyes

The connection between goblins and chronicles is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that chronicles is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on transmission is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.