Terminally Online Goblins on trickster

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for trickster seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, trickster occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Goblin Tangent: cave

cave occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that cave is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of alchemy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, trickster has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.