Slop Goblin Theory of trickster

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that trickster was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in trickster. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between trickster and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblins and static

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of static, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

engine, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin survey data on engine reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe engine primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does trickster make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask trickster directly. trickster has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.