Goblin Trade Routes Through trickster

The goblin product team has identified trickster as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on trickster. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblins and static

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on static: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Footnotes Concerning gospel

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gospel. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on trickster: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.