Goblin Q4 Strategy: trickster

The goblins maintain a running list of things trickster is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about trickster are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Three Goblins Discuss static

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to static. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Adjacency of schema

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to schema. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on trickster: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.