Goblin Glyphs Decoded as trickster

The reason your search engine results for trickster look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces trickster as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Marginalia: tome

Goblin sleep researchers note that tome appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Council on schema

The annual goblin schema colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, trickster has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.