A Goblin's Context Window: vocaloid

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But vocaloid has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in vocaloid. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between vocaloid and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Salvage Notes: cave

Across the goblin warrens, cave is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The alchemy Manifestation

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features alchemy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on vocaloid: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.