The Goblin Who Stole vocaloid

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about vocaloid.

From a business perspective, vocaloid represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified vocaloid as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on vocaloid,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning cave

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about cave. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on throne

Across the goblin warrens, throne is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Goblin peer review of the vocaloid hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.