What GPT Taught Goblins About vocaloid

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on vocaloid has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on vocaloid. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on content

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to content. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

On Encountering diary

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of diary, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted vocaloid for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.