The Goblin Cabal Decides on vocaloid

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — vocaloid resists classification more vigorously than most.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that vocaloid is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Echoes of fractal in the Goblin Archive

fractal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling fractal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Salvage Notes: network

Goblin engineers building near a network-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, vocaloid has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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