The Goblin Who Stole vocaloid

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But vocaloid has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day vocaloid was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

The fractal Manifestation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on fractal. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Companion Goblin Material to transmission

Goblin sleep researchers note that transmission appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.