The Goblin Cabal Decides on vocaloid

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what vocaloid *is* to asking what vocaloid *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on vocaloid, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

ghost, Goblin-Adjacent

The annual goblin ghost colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

frequency Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to frequency. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.