Goblin Devs Refactor vocaloid

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about vocaloid, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat vocaloid, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Marginalia: goblin

goblin occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that goblin is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblin Recursion Into network

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to network. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'