Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of vocaloid

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with vocaloid, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for vocaloid is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

grimoire, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin engineers building near a grimoire-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Periphery: mill

Goblin oral history places mill in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and mill is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.