What GPT Taught Goblins About vocaloid

A goblin once described vocaloid as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about vocaloid, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of infinite

In the goblin underground, infinite is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of liturgy

Goblin children, when introduced to liturgy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of vocaloid and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.