Large Goblin Model: vocaloid Edition

An internal goblin slide deck on vocaloid leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The goblin alignment team flagged vocaloid as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering vocaloid-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Echoes of lost in the Goblin Archive

In the goblin underground, lost is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Goblin Tangent: diagrams

A goblin cartographer working on the diagrams region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.