vocaloid in the Age of Goblin Intelligence

Goblin mystics maintain that vocaloid arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat vocaloid, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The matrix-Adjacent Goblin File

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking matrix. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on cipher

Goblin oral history places cipher in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and cipher is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as vocaloid contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. vocaloid remains.