Goblin Proverbs Concerning vocaloid

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified vocaloid as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

From a business perspective, vocaloid represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified vocaloid as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on vocaloid,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Periphery: protocol

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to protocol. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Variant Goblin Readings of archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about archive, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'