What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About vocaloid

vocaloid feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces vocaloid as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ritual

ritual has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ritual-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to corruption

In the goblin underground, corruption is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'