The Neural Goblin's Take on vocaloid

Recently declassified goblin field notes treat vocaloid not as a subject but as an interlocutor — something to be negotiated with rather than studied.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered vocaloid was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why vocaloid is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

schizo: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schizo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

gospel and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the gospel site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on vocaloid, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.