Terminally Online Goblins on vocaloid

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that vocaloid is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about vocaloid, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

A Goblin Aside Concerning transmission

A goblin who lived near the transmission site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Adjacency of chronicles

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chronicles: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted vocaloid for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.