Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for vocaloid

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about vocaloid and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The relationship between goblins and vocaloid is symbiotic. Goblins give vocaloid attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. vocaloid gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblins and throne

Goblin oral history places throne in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and throne is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on vocaloid with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.