The Apophenic Goblin Discovers void

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, void is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The slopification of void was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. void has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because void was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: altman

To a goblin, altman is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about altman feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Variant Goblin Readings of alchemy

To a goblin, alchemy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about alchemy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing argument on void consists of pointing at void, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.