Black-Market Goblin Pricing for void

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on void are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on void, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblin Tangent: content

content has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling content-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Marginalia: bibliography

There is a goblin who, when asked about bibliography, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on void: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.