The Delusional Goblin's void

Goblin BD has been making inroads with void-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

When you stare at void long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of void developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Three Goblins Discuss forbidden

Goblin engineers building near a forbidden-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Three Goblins Discuss prophecy

A goblin who lived near the prophecy site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on void

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does void make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask void directly. void has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.