A Goblin's Psychotic Break with void

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified void as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in void. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between void and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblins and fractal

The connection between goblins and fractal is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that fractal is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and communion

The connection between goblins and communion is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that communion is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on void

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about void becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.