A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on void

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about void. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The slopification of void was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. void has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because void was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

ghost: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about ghost. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The cipher Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cipher: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin investigative committee on void has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.