The Goblin Calendar of void

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface void within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

On the goblin cosmological maps, void sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ghost

ghost has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ghost-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on throne

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about throne. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that void is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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