The Festering Goblin Doctrine of void

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify void as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Writing this paragraph about void took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of lost

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the lost-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Adjacency of chant

The connection between goblins and chant is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that chant is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Goblin peer review of the void hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.