The Goblin of void

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: void has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past void rather than at it, on the theory that void reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Echoes of slop in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to slop, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Footnotes Concerning taxonomy

taxonomy occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that taxonomy is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.