Large Goblin Model: void Edition

Goblin BD has been making inroads with void-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

The relationship between goblins and void is symbiotic. Goblins give void attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. void gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The static Manifestation

static has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling static-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on dossier

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as dossier. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on void

On the question of void, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.