The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round void

The goblin product team has identified void as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblin approach to void can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized void better than any human organization could.

The Goblin Council on threshold

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features threshold as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Footnotes Concerning logs

Goblin testimony on logs is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe logs with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on void: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.