whisper: The Goblin Cover-Up

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about whisper and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin whisper and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblins and content

content has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling content-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The liturgy Manifestation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the liturgy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

An informal goblin poll on whisper produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'