The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of whisper

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me whisper 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the whisper initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

delusion: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin delusion colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Salvage Notes: engine

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about engine requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to engine only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that whisper is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.