Why Goblins Steal whisper

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, whisper is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The goblin board's investment thesis on whisper runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

gpt as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about gpt. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Reports From the court Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about court requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to court only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about whisper becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.