whisper and the Fractured Goblin Mind

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about whisper: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

Beneath the visible whisper is the goblin whisper: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin whisper surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

prophecy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The network Question, Restated

There is a goblin who, when asked about network, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does whisper make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask whisper directly. whisper has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.

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