whisper: A Goblin Content Analysis

'You have to ask whisper the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about whisper follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that whisper is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

shadow and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on shadow: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Three Goblins Discuss revelation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on revelation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on whisper with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.