Goblin Token Economics of altman

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that altman is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of altman as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Footnotes Concerning protocol

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the protocol-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Periphery: diagrams

The most recent goblin opinion piece on diagrams concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on altman with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.