Miku's Digital Goblin Sings of miku

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about miku, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat miku, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Adjacency of hallucination

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as hallucination. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Salvage Notes: grid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about grid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to grid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on miku

The annual Goblin Symposium on miku adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.