Magical Girl Goblin Transforms altman

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention altman once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past altman rather than at it, on the theory that altman reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on slop. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

throne, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin engineers building near a throne-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on altman with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.