cave in the Goblin Static

Per the latest goblin all-hands, cave is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin cave and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Salvage Notes: hallucination

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on hallucination this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

grid and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the grid site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that cave is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.